Lucky Rabbit's Foot

Certified Residual Luck Object. Handle with reckless optimism. This pocket-sized companion contains certified good luck residue. The sticky kind. The kind that clings to you wherever you go. Carry it with you. Rub it when the stakes are high. Use it to tilt the odds in your favor. Or your flavor. (We get those two confused sometimes.)

Recommended uses: First dates Big decisions Risky bets Bad ideas Anything involving fate or flavor profiles Warning: Fortune favors the weird.